Anyone remember Flash Gordon?

These would have been perfect for that movie. I'm having a hard time coming up with another set of surroundings in which they'd fit right in, however. Barbarella's space opera too, so I'm not sure that's all that different. The opening of really posh swamp-themed museum?

Rube Goldberg would be proud...

... and should be awarded posthumous honorary Dutch* citizenship.

Click this link but once the page has loaded, just watch.  I know it's full of pretty colors and you want to click, but restrain yourself.  Trust me, you'll be happy you did.

Turning your sound up is good too.

* Still the funniest language** ever!

** I know, I know, I said Flemish was the funniest language ever, but Flemish and Dutch*** are practically the same.  Honest.

*** Tompouce!  Feestvlaggetjes!! Mooi!!!  The Dutch word for "good looking" is mooi!****

**** And apparently, in Swedish, it's "snyggt"

I am overcome.  I think I need to go lie down.

Spam Haiku

Inspired by a suggestion (or dare? You decide) from Mr. Elinoire, I have unleashed my poetic soul.  The first one is more an interpretation than a direct reference, but it's based on my favorite one of these so I had to work it in somewhere. Click the links for more.

It's time to Refill

Sad armadillo.

He takes unleaded.

Bad bunny, bad bad

bad bunny. Guess who?

Your dog will love it

They like to take turns
You have received a postcard!
HELLO ME NOT DEAD

Yes, I'm going straight to hell.