Spam Haiku

Inspired by a suggestion (or dare? You decide) from Mr. Elinoire, I have unleashed my poetic soul.  The first one is more an interpretation than a direct reference, but it's based on my favorite one of these so I had to work it in somewhere. Click the links for more.

It's time to Refill

Sad armadillo.

He takes unleaded.

Bad bunny, bad bad

bad bunny. Guess who?

Your dog will love it

They like to take turns
You have received a postcard!
HELLO ME NOT DEAD

Yes, I'm going straight to hell.