Entry the forty-seventh: Why cats aren't allowed to play with matches

It's because they'd burn the house down. You know I'm right. Do the math:

Cats love heat sources + cats are easily distracted = we're all doomed.

Luckily for us, this fire's contained. This is my parents' cat Gremlin. She's blissed out in front of the fireplace on a cold (for Southern California -- it's 44 degrees out there! Crazy!) night.