Entry the seventh: In which I prefer my real name

Borrowing (with slight revisions) a meme from PaisleyWomble, the following are some of my alter egos:

YOUR PORN STAR NAME (You probably already know this one from one of those e-mail questionnaires)
(your first pet, the name of the first street you lived on):
Gecko Chalcedony
We're off to a weird start.

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandfather/grandmother on your father's side, your favorite kind of candy):
Ruth Swissfruit
You'll notice the heading does not read "successful" movie star name because what you end up with is a name your agent would make you change to something else.
Also, my favorite kind of candy changes every ten minutes, so if you tune in later this might say "Ruth Tootsiepop" or "Ruth Toblerone" instead. Unfortunately, the "Ruth" is constant.

YOUR FLY GIRL/GUY NAME
(first initial of first name followed by "izzle", first two or three letters of your last name followed by "dizzle"):
Eizzle Stodizzle
I don't think this one works if your first name starts with E. I think you'd pronounce "Eizzle" to rhyme with "Weasel" and while I realize I'm no expert, that doesn't sound very fly to me.

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite color, favorite animal):
Pink Serval
Oh please. No one is going to call Pink Serval to find out if their spouse is cheating on them. (Thank goodness.)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your name- last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name repeated twice):
Eliwat Sylsyl
Scarily, I think this one is right on the money.

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME
("The", your favorite color, the type of car you drive):
The Pink Corolla
Hmph. I think the Pink Corolla sounds like the kind of superhero who would accidentally drop you after pulling you from a burning building and then not even visit you in the hospital. If you're smart, you'll hold out for the Vermillion Eclipse. Or the Puce Rabbit.
... At least I'm not the The Tangerine Probe.