Yeearrrgh...

I'm sure this is a handy tool, but I can hardly stand to look at it.

In other news, I have a mere 28% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. I wish I could say this comes as a surprise, but I've always had lousy reflexes. Here's hoping my neighborhood stays zombie-free. Actually, I'd just as soon it stayed wholly undead-free. I doubt I'd have better luck against vampires.

Now if elves moved in next door I'd be fine. Elves are benign, right? Pointy-eared and lithe and good at hiding under daisies and shooting orcs? In France, elves have even been domesticated and are used to fuel cars. Talk about green energy. (Yeeg, that was really, really bad. Don't worry, I'm kicking myself so you don't have to.)



(No, not the cat, check out the rear window.)